Wacko Glenn Beck: a haiku
We've got to stop the stupid
Hot little girl in high school
Get the oil, get the oil, get the oil
Treat yourself to the very best life has to offer
Crazy Megyn Kelly: a haiku
Women have one of the great acts of all time
There's something going on here that we don't know about
We''ll be fine with the environment
Very foul-mouthed Sen. John McCain: a haiku
Get ready for some excitement
I am the innocent (pure) one
My hands are normal hands
Failing comedian Bill Maher: a haiku
Look at the way I've been treated lately
What's going on? What's going on?
You have to be everything.
