From the Book - First edition.
Introduction "We're electing idiots." - Liz Cheney
"Now we learned how to govern." - Kevin McCarthy
"I don't need a fucking portrait." - Kevin McCarthy
"It was like Subway before Subway." - Kevin McCarthy
"Now I'm fucked. Now I look like a flip flopper." - Nancy Mace
"It's going to require them to continue on a week in week out basis to obstruct." - Russ Vought
"Serious people put shit on paper." - Shalanda Young
"We're going to force him into a monogamous relationship." - Matt Gaetz
"I can't move forward and move up and be anti-Trump" - Nancy Mace
"Shame! Shame! Shame!" - Democrats
"I'm like a prodigy compared to my home town" - James Comer
"You always want to keep a record and keep proof of your bribes," Marjorie Taylor Greene
"It'll be the prayer, the pledge and the motion to vacate." - Matt Gaetz
"We've been in this 15-year burn." - Chip Roy. (AKA : The rise and fall of the House Freedom Caucus)
"Bring it on."- Kevin McCarthy. "Just did." - Matt Gaetz
"We're not going to let those guys throw you out." -Steny Hoyer
"The greatest speaker in modern history." - Garret Graves
"Who's got the stones to take on the apparatus?" - Steve Bannon Chapter 18 "The cleanest thing for everyone here is for me to want nothing." - Patrick McHenry
"Long Live Speaker Scalise." - Matt Gaetz
"My brand is fighter." - Jim Jordan
"Voting for a Globalist RINO like Tom Emmer would be a tragic mistake!" - Donald Trump
"Can we run this play?" - Pete Aguilar (AKA : The Secret Democratic Plan to Make McHenry Speaker)
"Maybe it's my time?" - Mike Johnson
"I got my mojo back." - Mike Johnson
"Mr. Gaetz, look me in the eye," - Hunter Biden
"Bleach-blonde, bad-built, butch body." - Jasmine Crockett
"To Hell with this place" - George Santos
"They're burning this thing to the ground tonight" - Chris Murphy
"That woman thinks Vladimir Putin is a good individual." - Hayden Haynes
"You go down in American history as one of the darkest figures." - Chuck Schumer
"When the Republican Party expels the turd of Donald Trump, it will go back to being the old Republican Party." - Chuck Schumer.
