I want my epidural back: adventures in mediocre parenting

Be the best damn mediocre parent you can be

Tell those overachieving moms to suck it

You want to watch my child? Bwhahahahahaha!! Oh wait, you're serious

And for dinner I gave my kids an eating disorder

Here an orifice, there an orifice, everywhere an orifice, orifice

I tried the crying it out method...I'm still crying

How the F to entertain your rugrats when you have nothing to do

My hubby is awesome (but not as awesome as me)

Teach your douchenugget to be less douchey and more nuggety

Aww shit, whatta you mean they grow up??