The art of soothing a screaming child
The art of getting your kid to eat stuff
The art of getting your kid to act like a person
The art of making monsters less scary
The art of keeping your kids from strangling each other
The art of keeping your cool
The art of tricking your kid into self-babysitting
The art of making this scary-ass world less scary
The art of getting your kid to tell you things
The art of getting it on as a parent
The art of helping your kid not be a kid
The art of minipulating your parent
