If the tabloids are true what are you?: poems & images

The straightforward mermaid

The homemade mermaid

The inside out mermaid

The impatient mermaid

The tired mermaid

The morbid mermaid

The backyard mermaid

The objectified mermaid

The deadbeat mermaid

M is for martian

Using a hula hoop can get you abducted by aliens

Cheap cloning process lets you have your own little Elvis

Prom Queen and King seek U.N. recognition of their own country Promvania!

Michelin Man possessed by William Shakespeare

Neptune setters revert to olde worlde ways

Woman lives in house made of people

On intimacy

My zebra son

My octopus orphan

My owl other

My wolf sister

My bird family

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The radio animals

The moral animals

Inside the glass factory

Stay

When water is at our ankles

There's a string attached to everything

One way

Last stop dreamland

Quick make a moat

Game for anything

[Image of framed picture]

[Image of mirror with clothspins]

[Image of mirror with silhouette]

[Image of framed picture of tea cups]

[Image of framed picture of coat hangers]

[Image of framed picture of unidentified object]

[Image of framed mirror]

[Image of framed picture of sky with hole torn in it]

[Image of toy rabbit]

Telettrofono. Telletrofono cross section ; No. 122478 Effervescent drinks ; No. 122479 Wave metronome ; No. 122480 Giant stone piano ; No. 125444 Purring shell ; No. 122970 Fog apparatus ; No. 122973 Coral bleaching process

Transmission of sound through wires ; No. 36192 Smokeless kerosene lamp ; No. 170654 Music box with spinning chandelier ; No. 168273 Lactometer ; No. 369000 Marine telephone ; No. 169876 Bone xylophone ; No. 370983 Noise prevention system (fabric) ; No. 370983 Noise prevention system (rosemary) ; No.369881 Snowcoat with matching muff ; Fig. 3 Meucci house, Staten Island ;