Serwa Boateng's guide to witchcraft and mayhem

How to start your day with a knife fight

How to work out, vampire style

How to have the world's most awkward phone call

How to appreciate modern art

How to embarrass yourself in front of a boy

How to engage in blackmail and falsehoods

How to join a witch's coven

How to fight off a spork-wielding faerie

How to break into your local zoo

How to throw hands with a bird

How to go on NOT a date!

How to appreciate the performing arts

How to negotiate with the Wizard of Oz

How to learn from your elders

How to use a trampoline

How to complicate a situation with an unwanted crush

How to plan a heist

How to execute a heist

How to realize something is very wrong

How to embarrass yourself in front of a boy, part two

How to hold a grudge

How to get ready for a party (that you were threatened into attending)

How to put the pieces together

How to leave a party in the worst way possible

How to catch up with your friends in a museum bathroom

How to ride a crocodile

How to go too far

How to make a deal with a god

How to realize the truth too late

How to meet your grandmother

How to go into hiding